CelebrityMatt Damon's Hair Is Magical
How else do you explain an epic ponytail in two weeks?
Matt Damon is many things: accomplished actor. Fan of prosthetic noses. One half of Hollywood's favorite bromance. And today, we learned the Jason Bourne star has another talent: Gandalf-level hair wizard.
How else would you explain the epic grooming transformation Damon debuted at a Bourne press conference today in China? In just over two weeks, the actor went from a closely-cropped leading man chop to gloriously long locks wrapped up in a Stanley-Tucci-as-Caesar-Flickerman ponytail.
Rapid follicle growth like this defies everything we thought we knew about growing out hair, which is why we're going with sorcery as the root of Damon's new 'do. That or the guy has been downing some seriously strong Biotin pills. Or, you know, he's wearing a weave while doing reshoots for his upcoming flick The Great Wall. But we're pretty sure he used the black arts to get the job done.