TiesDonald Trump Jr. Has Inherited His Dad’s Unfortunate Taste in Ties
Donald Trump Jr. seems totally cool and unburdened with the prospect of following in his dad’s footsteps. Which makes us think he might be insane. But politics aside, it’s unfortunate that he’s decided that being Donald Trump Jr. means dressing like Donald Trump Sr. Because the guy’s not exactly rolling in style points. Take for example his unfortunate taste in ties. They’re loud, shiny, wide, and way, way too long. While it’s reasonable to think that Donald Trump, presidential candidate, wears these ties as a consequence of becoming the man he is today in the ‘80s, Donald Trump Jr. has no such excuse. Donald Trump Jr. was a child in the ‘80s.
There are a few other things we’d fix about Donald Trump Jr.’s gray-suit-for-a-gray-day look here, but none would make an impact like switching out that Tiffany-blue tie would. We wish we could reach through our computer screens, put our hands around his neck, and…change it for him.
Be your own person, Donald Trump Jr.!