MoviesWhoa, These 10 Twitter Movie Hot Takes Might Just Burn Down the Internet
Now's the time to share your best and/or worst opinions with the world.
But the Internet, as it is wont to do, did not take this task lightly. A sampling of the ensuing takes, sorted using the GQ-endorsed Flame Emoji Scale, follows. Consider retreating a safe distance from your device of choice, lest your eyebrows get singed right off.
🔥: A Single, Wilted Banana Pepper
Not a great start, since this is objectively wrong.
Eh. The vitriol is strong, yes, but Congress actually enacted this take into federal law a few years ago. I need some more unpopular opinions here. Whaddya got?
🔥🔥: The Dependable Jalapeño
Nice, even though he misspelled "everything."
Fine, that one stung.
🔥🔥🔥: Alright, My Eyes Are Watering a Little
[Thousands of Redditors race to see who can "Well, actually" this tweet first.]
[Russell Crowe and Mel Gibson simultaneously descend from the sky, nod gravely at each other, and silently remove swords from the scabbards that they for some reason keep on their persons at all times.]
🔥🔥🔥🔥: The FDA Really Should Warn You About These
Don't do this.
Wait, I take it back, I don't want this.
How… how dare you.
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥: Whatever These Girls Ate
NO STOP IT I WILL FIGHT YOU.
(This spicy take wins the day, Michael. Nice work.)
(But I still will fight you.)