NewsWait, Actually, David Simon Just Sent The Dumbest Tweet Ever
It's your lucky day, Donald Jr.
We at GQ would like to apologize for an earlier post in which we formally declared this breathtakingly stupid tweet from Donald Trump Jr. to be the world's dumbest, ever:
Incredibly, just 93 short minutes after Junior compared war refugees to Marshawn Lynch's favorite snack, the world's favorite creator of prestige TV dramas took it upon himself, for some godforsaken reason, to do this:
Oh…oh no. This is not Donald Trump Jr., who is a brick of cheese with a trust fund. This is David Simon, creator of The Wire, vocal critic of bad things like the war on drugs and mass incarceration, the wokest of the woke. He's supposed to know better, man.
Unless it comes out later this evening that a panicked Donald Trump Jr. somehow managed to hack David Simon and wag the ol' dog, we like Jimmy McNulty and company just a little less than we did an hour ago.
Nobody else tweet tonight. Please. For all our sakes.