RelationshipsMan Tries to Jump Between Rooftops to Impress Woman, Gets Stuck Between Buildings for Hours
In a story that is hilarious solely because no one died, a man attempted to impress a woman by jumping between roofs and ended up wedged between a Qdoba and a Bruegger's Bagels. One minute he was like, "Hey, watch this!" thinking his athleticism would be rewarded with affection. The next thousand moments, he was stuck between two buildings.
It shouldn't need to be said, but please do not parkour on a date. Even if you're skilled at parkour. Even if you met your date at a parkour convention and she says to you, "I simply gotta see you parkour." I'm gonna go ahead and put a moratorium on date parkouring, and file the idea under "NO THANK YOU" between "NOT WORTH IT" and "I WISH YOU WOULDN'T."
It's tough to say what the worst part of the whole experience must have been for this man: embarrassing himself in front of his date, being trapped between buildings, or having his motivation broadcast on Twitter.
And let's not forget that he wasn't stuck between just any two buildings. A Qdoba and a Bruegger's Bagels. Wedged between two of the most blatant second-rate chains there are. And neither are happy about it, either. Why? Because the fire department had to drill holes through the wall of their business to free him.
I'll give the guy this much: he appears to be very chill despite the fact that he was just rescued via a hole in the wall of a Qdoba. While I find it doubtful the man is going to make it to the next date with the woman he made witness a terrifying roof accident, he's gonna be alright.