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‘Great British Bake Off’ 2016: Everything That Sounded Dirty on the Season Premiere

"Ultimate moistness."

Have you heard about the The Great British Bake Off? It's a bawdy sex comedy TV baking competition from the U.K., and it's ultra-popular.

It's back on TV the UK this week for its seventh season and, true to form, it already features more double-entendres than you can shake a chocolate eclair at. Less than five minutes into the season premiere, we'd already heard the word "moist" maybe half a dozen times, and I'm 99% sure I heard one woman say something about loving the taste of "cocks." Either the producers of the show are going out of their way to think of every dessert-based innuendo there is, or some of these people literally want to do it with some cakes. See for yourself.

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